An Excerpt From Lindsay Lohawt’s Guide to Partying and Panty Flashing:

HOW TO GET “HAWTED”

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Arrange to have a good time. Bring a friend, designate a driver… send a booty text.

Work it on the dancefloor. NO PARKING.

Tecate and other alcoholic beverages will be available at the bar for cheap prices and generous tips. Non-drinkers can enjoy various mixers and waters. The House special is Chilled Warm Tecate (sometimes not available chilled).

Eat something and rest up. Hawt parties have been known to start long weekends… see glossary for “Fraturunday”

Don’t forget Molly, Mary and Charlie and don't drunk text,! Look where it got me.